Balchies suck.

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

(Source: latiox, via ruinedchildhood)

God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope, via lavender-ice)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

(Source: ledian, via notcathi)

chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

lil-mizz-jaye:

lil-mizz-jaye:

Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.

Holy shit why does this have over a thousand notes

(via because-fuck-you-thats-why)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via beyoncevevo)

huluhooping:

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in.
they didn’t stand a chance.

(via notcathi)

taggedrne:

i want this tattooed on my ribcage

taggedrne:

i want this tattooed on my ribcage

(via manda)