Balchies suck.

texasassy:

my two favorite things in one picture
pussy
weed

texasassy:

my two favorite things in one picture

  • pussy
  • weed

(Source: sweetkagaminekiss, via manda)

teacher: y r ur eyes red

me: allergies

teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush

me: hell yea

teacher: hell yea

lordwellingtonofficial:

dyrks:

spoopflow:

boopong:

spoopflow:

boopong:

dirudo:

boopong:

spoopflow:

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loudimage

being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

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people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

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ur blog

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u

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THROUGH MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

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satsujinsloth:

clamperl:

hailandrewhussie:

SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO  CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID 

“im so sorry” 

did she? did she really

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vasuki:

"Your pokemon is confused!"

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"Your pokemon used-"

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(via manda)

ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

This is genius…

ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

This is genius…

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nue:

girl r u a calendar……………………. cos ur days are numbered

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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(Source: w9, via fuckyeahloldemort)

tadeles:

tried out that “redraw a scene from your favorite anime” thing

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Me in School

clitnomania:

Wait how did you get that?image

Do you get this?image

How do you answer question two?image

I’m gonna fail this fucking class!image

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